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Alex Coulson asked:


Why “Cocky and Funny” Attract Women?

Are you aware of the ways of attracting women? May be you already have some great ideas to pull women towards you, still some more of those are always welcome! For most boys, it is habitual to say that being cocky and funny does not only mean to be a gentleman but it also shows the bad side. If you just consider this from the other end, it seems to be an excuse for those guys who fail in attracting women towards themselves. What you need instead is to remember that you are being cocky and funny to make others laugh.

While doing this, if you come to know that you are the only person laughing, and all the others are quiet, it is definitely indicative of something wrong. You will be surprised to know that most women are attracted to men who are conceited, and positive. Men, who belong to the alpha category, do have an exceptional power to attract women. It has been found that these types of men are aware of the tactics of making a woman laugh, and have a good sense of humor, rather than being cocky and funny. However, for men who are only expert in kissing, and sucking up women for them, there is no other way out rather than being lonely.

While talking about attracting women, the cocky and funny materials inside you should be in a proper ratio. Women are attracted till the moment they are able to digest your cockiness. If it goes out of their tolerance, then the situation seems to be nothing better than arrogance to them. We all know that too much of everything is not good, and the same thing happens when your cockiness goes beyond the level. Eventually, women are deterred from talking to you. Women will just fall on you when they get a good mixture of jokes, and haughtiness from your cocky and funny behavior.

It is not necessary to have a great outlook all the time; the main thing is your body language, rather than attitude. While talking, girls do follow your tone, your verbal communication, and your eyes. The movement of your eyes plays an important role while talking to a girl. They are capable of making the difference between a positive man, and a man who is quite nervous. Being cocky and funny from the deep of your heart attracts a woman, instead of acting in front of her. Women are attracted to men who know how to play, and at the same time is cocky and funny.

It attracts a woman once you manage to present both of the activities together because, it helps to decrease your conceit, and increase your appeal. When men are able to strike equilibrium between their arrogance in the exact ratio then they are able to attract a woman. Instead of answering all the questions asked by the girl, try answering a few of them to yourself, and change focusing on fun emotions. If you manage to point out a subject that chills a woman or suits her, then you have the game half won. Being cocky and funny should not mean that you are only trying to end up in sex with her, it is rather about impressing upon the woman.

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Dan Bacon asked:


When you’re interacting with a woman that you have a sexual interest in, it’s very important that you are not boring. Why?

Because one of the most attractive personality traits a man can have is the ability to use humor. Today, I’m going to give you some funny one liners to use when interacting with women.

At some point in an initial interaction, a woman will usually ask the classis question, “So what do you do?” This provides you with a great opportunity to use some funny one liners and demonstrate the attractive personality trait of humor.

You have a few options. First you might like to joke around and say, “I’m an actor, I just got a leading role on [insert the latest hit show on TV]” and have her say, “Really?” to your reply of a slight chuckle and possibly a playful jab or tickle to make her laugh more.

She might then reply with something like “No, c’mon -what do you really do?” and you can say something like:

- Nothing. Yes, that’s right. I’m actually looking for a rich girl who will support me…because I want to be one of those stay-at-home husbands, y’know? Look after the TV, watch Oprah and all that sort of stuff. Is that okay with you?

Or, you might want to have her guess: “Guess” (for 1 or 2 times and then tell her the real answer). Or, make it out like she isn’t cool enough for you: “Ohh…well, I don’t know if you could handle the answer. After all, you look a little innocent.”

The following funny one liner will help steer the conversation towards sex.

You: Hmmm…I don’t usually tell people like you. You look like you might get offended

Her: Why? What is it?

You: Well…it involves the lower part of my body.

Her (Here a lot of women will try to be funny and play along): What, like a podiatrist?

You: Nope, guess again.

Her: A foot masseuse?

You: Nope - go a little higher (point to your crotch and give a little cheeky grin).

Her: Haha! A gigalo!

You (Looking seriously offended and taken back): No actually I model men’s underwear. I can’t believe you think I’m a man-whore! I’m going to charge you double!

Her: Haha!

You might also want to reverse the question about your occupation, make it out like she is trying to pick you up and comment that you’re not going to fall for her sleazy pick-up tricks.

Beautiful women are not expecting these sorts of funny one liners from men and as such, the emotion they get from your unpredictable behavior sparks a strong attraction.

- Whoa, are you trying to find out if I’m rich? I mean, we’ve only just met and you’re already behaving like a gold-digger…geez, you’re pretty full on.

- Look…I don’t want to marry you yet, ok? We’ve just met. I work as a masseuse. Is that ok? Good. Now when do you want your first appointment? I accept Visa, Mastercard and Diners, but not American Express because they charge me an extra 2% per transaction!

You: What do I do? Hmmm, very forward of you…are you trying to pick me up???

Her: What? No! Haha!

You: Yes you are!(Playfully tickle or poke her, or just shake your head as if you are ashamed for her). Alright, so I’ll tell you what I do…but no marriage proposals, ok?

Her: Ok.

You: I’m a masseuse, a salsa dance teacher and a rock n roll star.

Her: (Most likely laughing).

The same funny one liner rules apply when a woman asks for your name:

- Brad…Brat Pitt.

- James…James Bond.

- Peter Russelloffanonanonanon.

- Dracula.

If she laughs at your response, emotion is present. If she becomes playfully frustrated at your response, emotion is present. And if you don’t already know - the most important thing is how you make a woman feel.

If you can use humor to make women feel great emotions, it won’t matter if you’re 3 feet tall, with no teeth - she will feel attraction for you. However, if you were to answer her questions logically, no strong emotion would be present and you’d simply be two strangers getting to know each other in a non-sexual way.

Disclaimer: A woman will get annoyed if she can never get a straight answer from you. Once you notice that she is actually interested in talking to you, ease up on the funny one liners a little and change gears to develop a connection with her.



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Francis Githinji asked:


Valentine is not just a time to celebrate love; it is also a time to share laughs. All people are able to appreciate good humor and, being funny is just one of those things that manage to make people happy. Good humor can be said or it can also be written. There are so many people who send Valentines cards for the big day and, this is a good opportunity to make sure that all the cards are funny and that they make people laugh. You need to know how to look for good Valentine funny cards so as to achieve the desired results in this regard. To dot his, you must have a nose for Valentine funny comic cards and, it is vital to have great ideas. Ideas are inspired by our friends, media and society in general. Humor is found in everybody through interaction with people and, it is good for you to keep this in mind. Therefore, you do not have to worry about what you shall say because it can all come to you, when you are ready to make people laugh.

A good Valentine funny card does not have to make people laugh; a smile is good enough. It is all about warming the heart and finding a hint of humor that will amuse people. It is good for all people to look for good ways to structure their words. This is because how you write the words can actually make it humorous. How you also say the joke will also contribute to the joke. Therefore a good Valentine funny card will have a different flow when it comes to the writing style. When you are looking for funny cards, make sure to always work with pictures. They are able to speak more than a thousand words and when it comes to humor; this is also true. There are numerous funny pictures that people can get on displays from card shops or stores. People can just go to those stores to ensure that they get the inspiration that they need. Inspiration is necessary when preparing to look for something funny. It is all about learning from different things to come up with something unique.

Good Valentine funny cards will be found online. Go to different sites that have funny cards and get amused. You will be in stitches before you make your decision. For example, you will come across goofy cartoons that are just enough to crack anybody. A chicken presenting some Valentine roses to a proud cock is really a sight to behold. Therefore, look for inspiration this way. Remember, the wording of the card and the pictures will play a pivotal role in making your card funny. If you have gone through incidents that you would turn into a good joke, it is time you looked for the right words and pictures to frame the humor. While doing this, you will be glad to be contributing to making other people happy.



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Alex Coulson asked:


how to be cocky and funny

Cocky and funny is a term coined by David Deangelo author and creator of Double Your Dating.

Cocky and funny is the foundation of what David Deangelo teaches and is simply gaming using a simple style of “insulting with a smile” then making her laugh.

Very simple yes?

However if you’re just starting out in this BEWARE as your results will be mixed and varied.

Be weary of the way you pronounce the lines he gives you as you can come across as arrogant.

When I first discovered how to be cocky and funny with women, I was delighted as a new wave of opportunities came upon me, whenever I was out in coffee shops, bars, juice stations the waitresses would soon know me by name and know I would be busting their chops so to speak.

Here’s the deal…

Cocky and funny is a great tool for demonstrating that you’re not an approval-seeking, butt-kissing, nice guy.

Used right, cocky & funny will attract women and demonstrate a lot of important traits that women are looking for in a guy, such as:

Confidence.

Humour.

Challenge.

Unpredictability.

Social intelligence.

Used incorrectly and women will see you as too arrogant, insecure or weird.

I leave it in your ball park …

How to be cocky and funny: Tip #1

CAFE: I’ll just arrive at a cafe and take a seat so the waitress comes out and before she can take my order I’ll say:

Alex: Hi there, can I take your order?

Her: haha I’m supposed to say that!

Alex: Really…I’ve been sitting here for the last 20 minutes without any coffee and look at me I’m all dehydrated …

BOOKSTORE: I’ll be walking around a bookstore and spot an attractive woman flicking through a book

Alex: Hi there ..you know I read that book recently it’s a fantatcis book by the way… would you like to know the ending?

If you want to learn the cocky & funny secrets that I discovered after years of trial and error in real-life situations with women, then check out Street Dating Revealed in this DVD I reveal killer tips for meeting women during the day in cafes, park benches and even on the street. Go to www.streetdatingrevealed.com

How to be cocky and funny: Tip #2

Don’t be overly cocky as you can overdo this part and come across as arrogant and insecure. You need to find the right balance.

If you have too much cockiness you will come across as a jerk and if you use too much “funniness” you will come across as too much of a nice guy or a funny man, women want both in men they seek so try to strike the right balance here.

How to be cocky and funny Tip #3

Approach this technique from a casual point and being playful rather than being too serious about it.

Women will sense if you’re trying too hard and it’ll turn her off

How to be cocky and funny: Tip #4

Practice as much you can, when you’re ordering your coffee

Alex: Hi there what coffee do you recommend?

Her: Oh you have to try the caramel mochaccino! It’s new, bigger etc

Alex: Hmmm sounds nice … I’ll have a flat white

Her: hahaha

The more you practice cocky and funny the better you’ll become at it and more calibrated you will seem.

This is in essence a very powerful technique and should be the basis of all your interactions, you should always be teasing and playful pushing her away and pulling her back in.

The more you experiment the better you’ll get.

Talk to you soon!

Alex

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Dan Bacon asked:


Women love funny guys. However, don’t confuse it with being ‘goofy.’

It’s very easy to be funny by being goofy and having others laugh at you - but it is not good. Why? When people are laughing at you, you are generally lower in social status than they are.

Ever seen a documentary with hyenas? The omega male is the one that always gets picked on and overpowered. He eats last and almost never gets to breed with the females.

Why? The offspring he would create might have his omega genes and possibly inherit his behaviors, thus making it hard for them to survive.

Much is the same with humans. If you are being the ‘goof of the group’ and people are always laughing at you, then you will be selected last (if at all) by females.

Instead of being someone to laugh at, you should focus on showing others how to laugh at life, themselves and situations. Help people laugh about the weird, charming, goofy and funny nature of things.

You’ll notice that I included ‘goofy.’ Yes, you can still engage in goofy humor. It’s playful, disarming and I personally love it. Just don’t be a goof to laugh at.

I’m also not suggesting that you take yourself ultra-seriously and never allow anyone to have a laugh at your expense. Just don’t encourage it in order to get the approval or attention of those around you.

If others laugh at something you said or did, have enough confidence to laugh with them, or reverse the joke back on the person/people.

For example: You walk out of the bathroom and your zipper is undone. Suddenly, your friend John points, laughs and begins the subtle social process of having everyone get involved and laugh at you.

You stop walking. Remaining composed, you begin to nod slowly. With a grin on your face, you say, “I knew it - John is secretly gay! What’s the first thing he looks at when I walk into a room? My zipper - John, you have issues man.”

Congratulations. You have just defused the situation and John probably feels a little silly for pointing it out. He may just think twice before trying that sort of thing on you again.

Note: Be playful with this kind of behavior. Don’t become the loser who tries to make people feel lousy in front of others. The point is to maintain your air of social status, while being playful and not becoming the butt of jokes.

There are many ways to be funny in an attractive way. However, you must remember that no technique or funny line will be a quick fix for success with women and dating.

Being funny includes more than funny lines or jokes. Pick out the funniest comedian you know (Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, etc) and repeat one of their jokes to your friends.

Why is it that the joke sounds better coming from the comedian than it does from you? It’s because something else is going on when the successful comedian is telling the joke.

Pay attention to:

- Their level of confidence.

- Their body language, especially facial expressions.

- Well-placed tonality changes.

- When and how they pause for effect before delivering punch lines.

- Their verbal and non-verbal reactions they make when people start laughing at their jokes.

- How they structure their stories.

- How they insert bits from previous jokes into new stories for extra laughs (i.e. callback humor).

More tips on how to be funny:

- Watch comedy movies.

- Listen to audio recordings of successful male comedians.

- Don’t try to impress women with humor

Being funny and entertaining can spark massive attraction. However, a woman will lose her attraction for you the moment she senses you’re doing it to impress her.

Why? She will realize that you see her as the prize to be won and it will usually kill off most of the attraction she has for you.

So, never try to win a woman over by being a performing monkey. It simply does not work.

She may be laughing and giggling at things you are saying/doing, but secretly she will see you as having entertainment value rather than sexual value.

If she perceives you as her entertainer and you try to escalate to any form of intimacy, you will most likely be flatly rejected.



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Michael Dat asked:


Striking up a good conversation with your date can be as challenging as coming up with real good sensible questions to ask her. Common questions like “where do you live” or “what do you work as” are really typical and boring.

Others try to be a little bit cheeky and try asking joke-like questions instead. Some leaves a good impression on their date, but others are immediately struck off the dating list. Learn to be the smart AND cheeky one, and ask funny dating questions, instead of the mundane ones that bore your dates to death.

“Funny” can mean two different things. Funny hilarious or Funny weird.

The idea here is not to be funny hilarious. Funny dating questions can be pretty lame or sometimes when there is too much jokes around, it just spoils the whole dating mood. Dating questions like…

You: Did you know that Elvis died …

Her: Yeah.

You:.. his hair! (quickly)

Some guys can be pretty good with these kind of tricky cheeky questions, so if you think that you are one of them, then you should give it a try. Otherwise, if you think you are not the kind of person who can crack good jokes, then stay away from such questions at all costs.

Next you have the Funny weird kind of dating questions. These are the kind of questions that your date would not expect you to ask. This is pretty good so that you are able to analyze for yourself what kind of a person your date is.

Is she humorous? Is she shy but ticklish? Or is she a person that you shouldn’t mess with?

If you are looking for funny weird dating questions to ask, then check out the list below:

1)What’s your favorite domestic animal?

2)If you were alone in a forest, how would you feel?

3)If you were in a white room surrounded by people dressed in white, what kind of emotions do you feel?

These questions are not any kind of questions. These questions are meant to make you understand her and her life better. Like for question 1, her favorite domestic animal is how she thinks other people views her. For question 2, her emotions will tell you how she feels about death and for question 3, her emotions will tell you how she views marriage.

And the 4th question, which many of us would consider it as the most important question:

4)What’s your favorite food? Give three reasons why?

Her answer to this question will tell you of her views on sex. Interesting isn’t it?

This is just one of the few ways which you can use funny weird dating questions to check out the inner thoughts on how your date views life So, indirectly, you will get to know so much more about her without her even feeling interrogated by you.

As a guide, try to mix these weird questions around the conversation instead of bombarding her with weird questions all at one go. You definitely would not want to sound like a weirdo, would you?



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Michael Lee asked:


There are quite a number of funny facts about women that you might want to know. For years, men have been baffled by women. The saying “Women are from Venus and men are from Mars” seems to hold true most of the time. There is nothing bad about this, of course. Most of the time, it’s romantic. Sometimes, it can even be funny.

Talking about the funny facts about women isn’t meant to poke fun at the female species (because men have funny facts about them, too!). This article is only a means to understand what women are all about.

Funny Fact About Women # 1: This, That or Both.

Many women seem to change their minds easily. I have a lot of female friends and this is generally true for them. Sometimes, they’ll say that they’re up for some Chinese food before taking it back and vouching for burgers and fries instead.

I don’t necessarily believe this to be a trait that suggests they can’t make up their minds. Just that they are willing to explore and try out different things. Women are quite flexible when it comes to making decisions and I believe that this helps them deal with stressful situations.



Funny Fact About Women # 2: Nothing is Wrong.

Many women won’t tell you outright that something is wrong. This sort of thing has happened to me and to so many guys all over the world.

You sense something is bothering your girlfriend but when you ask, she mumbles that nothing is wrong. And yet you get the cold shoulder anyway.

Most experienced guys know that this means something is definitely wrong and that they’re (the men) the ones responsible for it. Girls are tough. They won’t let you know what has upset them. You have to be the one to find out and atone for it yourself!

Funny Fact About Women # 3: Mistress of Trick Questions.

Many women are also quite fond of asking trick questions—although they might not necessarily realize what they are doing.

If you have a girlfriend, you must have experienced the “Does this make me look fat” question or something similar to it. The thing is, however you answer this question, you lose.

If you say yes, you’re dead. If you say no, they don’t believe you and you’re still dead. With trick questions like these, you have no real choice but to say that you love them no matter what size they are.

These are just three of the hundred funny facts about women. However strange these characteristics are for men, they are sometimes what endear women to them as well. I guess that’s one funny fact about men.



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Dan Bacon asked:


The combination of being cocky and funny (C&F) at the same time is like rocket fuel in terms of sparking attraction with women.

It’s very powerful.

Cocky & Funny basically means to use arrogant but humorous behavior and words.

Because of the inclusion of arrogance, insecure or ’self-hating’ women usually don’t respond well to it. They may feel that you are too good for them and will often become too nervous/intimidated around you, or try to verbal spar with you by over-using cocky & funny in return.

However, once you learn how to communicate in this way, you will notice that the beautiful and sought-after women will suddenly start paying a lot more attention to you and treating you very differently.

They will say things like, “Wow, you’re different than most guys I meet” which can be translated to “Wow, you’re not trying to suck up to me like every other guy. Nor are you trying to kiss up to me because I’m beautiful. I don’t even know if you really want me…do you like me? Somehow, I feel like I’m going to have to impress YOU in order for you to like me…I’m intrigued!”

Here’s an example of cocky & funny lines in action:

Her: Hey, you’re a really interesting guy…I like that.

You: Thanks, but compliments like that will get you nowhere with me okay? I’m not sleeping with you tonight. I’m not that easy.

Her: Haha!

You: I mean, I have feelings y’know? I’m not just a piece of meat!

Her: Haha! I can’t believe you just said that!

What she means is, “I like it, please treat me like that again!”

A guy who is clueless about flirting with women will think that he offended her and quickly say something to withdraw the cocky & funny comment.

Clueless guy: Oh no, I was just kidding!

Woman: Oh, okay…hehe.

What she really means is, “Oh, okay…so you don’t have any balls after all? Well, I guess you can be my new girlfriend. Let’s continue laughing together you little girly-man.

I just lost a massive amount of attraction for you. You’re the kind of guy who’d be all soppy in the bedroom and your nice, placid behavior would turn me off.

If I were to actually hook up with you, I’d be the one ‘wearing the pants’ in the relationship and frankly, I’d prefer to be in a relationship with a man, not a woman.”

Now, you might be reading about being cocky & funny with women and thinking, “There’s no way I could pull off the cocky and funny attitude. I don’t know that a woman likes me for sure, so why would I risk her laughing at me for suggesting such a thing?”

Change your mindset and realize that ocky and funny is simply the language of verbal flirting.

If you use cocky and funny lines and behaviors in the right way, a woman will know that you’re flirting.

Now, you might also be thinking, “Well, I don’t want to act like that…I just want to be myself.”

Then you’d better get used to achieving the same old results that you always have with women!

If your current behaviors aren’t getting you the results you desire, you need to change the way you interact with women.

“I Hate Men Who…”

Women will often test your motives by making comments like, “I hate it when men stare at me like I’m just a piece of meat. I want a guy who actually cares about me and wants to take care of me.”

Comments like those are perfect opportunities for you to be cocky & funny.

A girly-man will lie and respond by trying to prove that he is the ideal guy for her, “Yeah, I know…guys only care about one thing. I’m not like that at all…”

Don’t respond like that. Don’t be ashamed to be man.

Be honest about your desires for women while being playful. Women appreciate it, BIG TIME. They also place you in a different category (potential lover) to the girly-men (potential friend).

Here are some cocky & funny lines you can use as a reply to such a comment. Remember, be playful when saying them:

- You obviously don’t know men very well. We’re all like that.

- *Yawn*…boring. Have you finished yet?

- You: But…I’m confused now…

Her: Why?

You: Well…because you are just a piece of meat! I know, I know - there’s SO much more to you than your looks and body…and you probably have an awesome personality too, I’m sure of it. But, at this stage, I still only see you as a piece of meat.

Remember: Once again, be PLAYFUL with cocky & funny. It’s not meant to hurt women or demean them, it’s meant to be FUN.

With the last cocky and funny line above, you should be smiling and JOKING.

Enjoy!



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